Smells like the older guy who’s paying for that art degree and those red bottoms
Don’t act like you don’t know exactly who I’m talking about. This candle smells much better, with notes of musk, tonka bean, amber, geranium, patchouli, with a hint of unresolved daddy issues and a touch of viagra.
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Handmade in Chicago
- Vegan
- 100% natural
- Locally sourced jokes
- Phthalate free
- Small batch
- Queer disabled woman owned